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Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ※ 九頭龍 冬彦 ([personal profile] unimpheired) wrote2017-02-27 09:14 pm
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parodeity: paperseverywhere @ tumblr (EXCITED 🎧 gesture talking)

3/3 text MISFIRE...

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-04 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
bro i dont think you really get what i mean here
like the chronology of the land before time videos LOOKS straightforward
but im thinking maybe it could not be too
like you can work out some really wacky hijinks if you just accept that maybe
theres some time travel going on here
and some of the plot holes make a little more sense?
i mean there is actual time shenanigans in some of these like
you gotta admit it could be a thing

also unrelated to that but related to a specific experience i just had
i think cars should have two kinds of horns
like
the one you slam on when someone does something fucking idiotic and youre like get off the fucking road dumbass
but then also a secondary one that you can like tap thats like
thumbs up dude thanks for using that turn signal
kudos
have a great day
parodeity: (WHOA 🎧 hold up)

I'M A SHINING STAR, CLEARLY

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-07 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
what
wtf no this was definitely going to bro
i never fuck this up im a technological wizard this mistake is for old people
or the technologically impaired
and i am neither of the two

but fucking right
maybe i should patent this idea and make a fortune off of it
although since people barely use the shit theyre supposed to re cars
maybe i would make zero dollars
negative millions
if you can in fact make negative millions

also how have you never seen the land before time videos or heard of them
its like a classic part of the american experience
you should definitely watch them to catch up culturally
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1/3

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-12 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
man no ive never misfired a single text in my life
its a badge of fucking honor
never once has my finger slipped and sent a text meant for rose to roxy
do you know how many 4letter name people i know
who have like names that are EERIE similar
i am a trained goddamn contact list ninja
i call bullshit on the phone
friendship dissolved with my iphone
my new best friend is i guess this bag of doritos on my desk

actually hang on
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-12 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
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3/3

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-12 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
anyway maybe i will make negative millions but also be a billionaire what then

as to the american experience obviously you would have seen it when like
you were getting your culture dosage
it should be on a checklist
right after sweet nacho goodness or like chili cheese dogs
i think maybe im hungry moving on from food though
im not entirely convinced you wouldve heard of pop culture shit even from japan my man
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-12 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
unless
the negatives like circled around to become positives
because math

i mean that mostly you seem like youre kind of an old man in a young body
and im not sure youre in the know about most pop culture on either side of the ocean
but i mean
if you wanna take me in a cultural trivia game we can throw down man
nat would be in
ive schooled her in choice american memes she can give you a run for your money too
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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-03-18 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
sounds fake
source??????
i demand one pic of you where you looked like a teenager and not an old man in a teenagers body