bro i dont think you really get what i mean here like the chronology of the land before time videos LOOKS straightforward but im thinking maybe it could not be too like you can work out some really wacky hijinks if you just accept that maybe theres some time travel going on here and some of the plot holes make a little more sense? i mean there is actual time shenanigans in some of these like you gotta admit it could be a thing
also unrelated to that but related to a specific experience i just had i think cars should have two kinds of horns like the one you slam on when someone does something fucking idiotic and youre like get off the fucking road dumbass but then also a secondary one that you can like tap thats like thumbs up dude thanks for using that turn signal kudos have a great day
i'm so glad this is the first use my inbox is getting
I know our names are only a letter apart, so we're probably close in your contact list... but how did you mistake me for your brother, Dave? I've never Heard of the Land Before Time videos, let alone seen them.
[That's what you meant by bro, right? This was supposed to go to Dirk, clearly. Close, but wrong older brother.]
Have to admit though, I like the sound of a kudos horn. Maybe it'd lead to less idiotic driving mistakes. That'd make my job a lot easier.
what wtf no this was definitely going to bro i never fuck this up im a technological wizard this mistake is for old people or the technologically impaired and i am neither of the two
but fucking right maybe i should patent this idea and make a fortune off of it although since people barely use the shit theyre supposed to re cars maybe i would make zero dollars negative millions if you can in fact make negative millions
also how have you never seen the land before time videos or heard of them its like a classic part of the american experience you should definitely watch them to catch up culturally
Check again. I'm definitely Natsumi's brother, not yours. So clearly you messed up a spell, Mr. Wizard.
I think the only way you can make negative money is to go into debt. So I wouldn't advise trying to make negative millions. That's one hole you'll never dig yourself out of.
You just answered your own question. If it's part of the American experience, why would I have seen them since I grew up in Japan? I think you're messing with me though. If these movies were really that big of a deal, I would have heard of them by now.
man no ive never misfired a single text in my life its a badge of fucking honor never once has my finger slipped and sent a text meant for rose to roxy do you know how many 4letter name people i know who have like names that are EERIE similar i am a trained goddamn contact list ninja i call bullshit on the phone friendship dissolved with my iphone my new best friend is i guess this bag of doritos on my desk
anyway maybe i will make negative millions but also be a billionaire what then
as to the american experience obviously you would have seen it when like you were getting your culture dosage it should be on a checklist right after sweet nacho goodness or like chili cheese dogs i think maybe im hungry moving on from food though im not entirely convinced you wouldve heard of pop culture shit even from japan my man
Well I guess then you'd just be a regular millionaire? The negative billions would cancel out part of you billions.
What is that supposed to mean? You don't think I would've heard of it? All kinds of pop culture makes its way overseas. In both directions. Which was the point I was trying to make. If it was really that big here, we'd probably have heard of it over there. Like Star Wars. Or Godzilla for the opposite example.
unless the negatives like circled around to become positives because math
i mean that mostly you seem like youre kind of an old man in a young body and im not sure youre in the know about most pop culture on either side of the ocean but i mean if you wanna take me in a cultural trivia game we can throw down man nat would be in ive schooled her in choice american memes she can give you a run for your money too
*your, oh my god how did i miss that when i edited
Hey, I wasn't always this way. I was a teenager too, you know. And not even that long ago. But you kinda stop caring about what's hot and what's not when you get older. You have more important stuff to worry about. So I think I'll pass on trivia. Pretty sure you could both humiliate me in about a minute.
Oh my god you have to look at these. I hope you're in class this shit is great. So I was trying to find a weird puddle to reply to your witch puddle with but Google thought I was asking for "weird poodles" check this shit out.
[Oh hell no, you are not texting people when you're in class, Natsumi. Or cutting class. He's not sure which is happening here, but neither is acceptable.]
Kinda hard to be in class when I graduated in 2009. Your ass better be though. Or I'll be doing more than just removing text and data privileges from your phone.
[Oh shit. How the hell did she send that to her brother?! That was supposed to go to Dave and she can 100% read so she knows she was texting the right person! At least she's smart enough to wait until class is over because yes she was definitely texting while in class whoops...]
I was in class but whoa whoa whoa you can't take away my texting and data! Come on oniichan that's not fair!
[Well, the fact that she can still text when class is over means that Fuyuhiko hasn't followed through on his threat just yet. So that's good, at least.]
[But she's definitely still in trouble. Make no mistake about that. The fact that she didn't text him again until she got out of class doesn't change that. It just means she knows she's in trouble.]
It's perfectly fair. You shouldn't be texting while you're in class. All I'm doing is removing the temptation. You'll still be able to call if there's an emergency. That's really all you need a phone for, after all.
No it's not fair! So what if I text in class sometimes? I'm still going and getting A's aren't I? I work my ass off and my grades don't suffer at all so I think it's extremely unfair!
It's disrespectful, that's what. It doesn't count as going to class if your body is there but you're not paying attention to what your professor has to say. Not to mention, it's a shitty habit to get into. Eventually you're going to start taking classes that you can't afford to slack off in like this.
Not to mention, you definitely shouldn't be encouraging other students to be texting in class!!
No, you wanna know what's disrespectful? Saying that I'm slacking off when I work really hard in classes I don't even want to be taking in the first place to get good grades like you want me to. Some of those classes which are frustrating because I don't understand anything. And then assuming I'm going to "slack off" in classes that matter more than these. You don't even know what we were doing in class while I was texting. It's not like the professor talks the entire class, you know? You're just assuming I'm being a piece of shit!
[Fuck you tbh! Though uh...no comment on that last part because he's actually right there. Especially considering she was trying to send that to Dave who's in high school oops.......]
That's what I'm getting at, Natsumi! If you're strugglng because you don't understand your classes, you shouldn't be making a habit of texting in class. Even in the ones that aren't as hard. You should be trying harder to pay attention so that they WILL make sense. Not looking up pictures of poodles and texting them to other students.
[God, she's so lucky he doesn't know it was supposed to go to Dave. He would whoop her ass even harder for distracting a high school student.]
Why does it matter if I text in ones that I'm passing easy? I always pay attention in the classes I'm struggling in, always! This one is so boring and I was only texting because I finished my classwork and we didn't have anything else to do. Come on oniichan cut me some slack.
[Okay that's not 100% true but she's sure as hell going to finish her classwork before she gets home to back herself up.
Also that is why he will never find out it was Dave.]
I'm not repeating myself again. I already told you why it matters, even if it's an easy class. But I'll take your word for it that you were done with all your classwork. So I won't limit your data and messaging, this time.
BUT
You're going to close up the dojo every night this week instead. Make sure all the equipment is put away, clean the floors, take out the trash, everything. All by yourself. Got it?
[There, he cut you some slack. Just a little. A slack sliver.]
[On her end, Natsumi's taking a deep breath and counting to ten. This is frustrating, but it's better than losing those privileges. Plus it's only for a week. He could have assigned it to her for a month or two instead! So, while she's not looking forward to doing any of that all on her own, she's not going to complain either. At least for now. There's a high chance you'll catch her grumbling and bitching while she does the job................]
Got it. Once I'm done with my homework and you guys are done with the dojo, I'll make sure to get right on that. Thank you for being so understanding and fair oniichan! You're the best! ( ˘ ³˘)❤
[It's amazing how much a simple emoji can cheer her up. Nevermind that she got in trouble and now has dojo cleaning duty. Oniichan sent her a heart with a kissy face in return. It's even facing the other direction! She's gonna be in a good mood pretty much all day now and may not even bitch about the cleaning. Imagine that.]
Nah, this is definitely my phone. I think it's that shitty retroinspect or whatever app. I've gotten a few redirected texts ever since that thing installed itself the other day.
Holy shit maybe I should become a graphic designer, I'm talented af. Also bored, I guess. Not my fault this will never get boring. Just don't show it to him
[Honestly, Juzo is lucky that it's a Saturday and Fuyuhiko is in the middle of teaching a kendo class. Because that means he's not at the station, where he could do something about this in person.]
[That said, it does take him a while to respond. Gotta wait till the class is over and the munchkins have all been picked up by their parents before he can check his texts.]
Oh don't worry, I won't be showing this to anybody. And I don't think you will be either. On that note, do you prefer coffins or urns?
Nice try, dumbass. I know that's you typing. You're not going to get out of this by pretending to be an automated message. Especially not one that's for phone CALLS, not texts.
[the video is of a redhaired woman that Fuyuhiko might recall vaguely as someone who visits the precinct every now and then - Dr. Sutcliffe. for a second, it seems to be nothing more than just her walking down the street, but then the voice over starts.]
I don't think my parents are pleased with my existence. At any rate, they told me straight to my face they didn't expect much of me. There were others in the family who could be depended on for that.
[it's oddly calm for such a fact, but that's all the clip contains.]
ok i googled it and we DEF know how bees fly bee movie isnt just beastiality (insectiality??) its FACTUALLY INCORRECT
tho i gotta wonder how do you have sex w a bee like do the bee and the woman just sort of have a sexless romantic relationship like sure thats fine but does that mean she bangs other dudes n he bangs other bees do they do so in the same room
I'm not sure who this was supposed to go to and I don't think I want to know, but it definitely wasn't supposed to go to me. So...head's up, I guess. Try sending it again. Or don't. Do your friend a favor and don't.
[WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM READ THIS WITH HIS OWN EYES?]
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3/3 text MISFIRE...
like the chronology of the land before time videos LOOKS straightforward
but im thinking maybe it could not be too
like you can work out some really wacky hijinks if you just accept that maybe
theres some time travel going on here
and some of the plot holes make a little more sense?
i mean there is actual time shenanigans in some of these like
you gotta admit it could be a thing
also unrelated to that but related to a specific experience i just had
i think cars should have two kinds of horns
like
the one you slam on when someone does something fucking idiotic and youre like get off the fucking road dumbass
but then also a secondary one that you can like tap thats like
thumbs up dude thanks for using that turn signal
kudos
have a great day
i'm so glad this is the first use my inbox is getting
I know our names are only a letter apart, so we're probably close in your contact list... but how did you mistake me for your brother, Dave?
I've never Heard of the Land Before Time videos, let alone seen them.
[That's what you meant by bro, right? This was supposed to go to Dirk, clearly. Close, but wrong older brother.]
Have to admit though, I like the sound of a kudos horn.
Maybe it'd lead to less idiotic driving mistakes.
That'd make my job a lot easier.
I'M A SHINING STAR, CLEARLY
wtf no this was definitely going to bro
i never fuck this up im a technological wizard this mistake is for old people
or the technologically impaired
and i am neither of the two
but fucking right
maybe i should patent this idea and make a fortune off of it
although since people barely use the shit theyre supposed to re cars
maybe i would make zero dollars
negative millions
if you can in fact make negative millions
also how have you never seen the land before time videos or heard of them
its like a classic part of the american experience
you should definitely watch them to catch up culturally
u r
So clearly you messed up a spell, Mr. Wizard.
I think the only way you can make negative money is to go into debt.
So I wouldn't advise trying to make negative millions. That's one hole you'll never dig yourself out of.
You just answered your own question. If it's part of the American experience, why would I have seen them since I grew up in Japan?
I think you're messing with me though.
If these movies were really that big of a deal, I would have heard of them by now.
1/3
its a badge of fucking honor
never once has my finger slipped and sent a text meant for rose to roxy
do you know how many 4letter name people i know
who have like names that are EERIE similar
i am a trained goddamn contact list ninja
i call bullshit on the phone
friendship dissolved with my iphone
my new best friend is i guess this bag of doritos on my desk
actually hang on
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3/3
as to the american experience obviously you would have seen it when like
you were getting your culture dosage
it should be on a checklist
right after sweet nacho goodness or like chili cheese dogs
i think maybe im hungry moving on from food though
im not entirely convinced you wouldve heard of pop culture shit even from japan my man
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Well I guess then you'd just be a regular millionaire? The negative billions would cancel out part of you billions.
What is that supposed to mean? You don't think I would've heard of it?
All kinds of pop culture makes its way overseas. In both directions.
Which was the point I was trying to make. If it was really that big here, we'd probably have heard of it over there.
Like Star Wars. Or Godzilla for the opposite example.
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the negatives like circled around to become positives
because math
i mean that mostly you seem like youre kind of an old man in a young body
and im not sure youre in the know about most pop culture on either side of the ocean
but i mean
if you wanna take me in a cultural trivia game we can throw down man
nat would be in
ive schooled her in choice american memes she can give you a run for your money too
*your, oh my god how did i miss that when i edited
And not even that long ago.
But you kinda stop caring about what's hot and what's not when you get older. You have more important stuff to worry about.
So I think I'll pass on trivia. Pretty sure you could both humiliate me in about a minute.
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source??????
i demand one pic of you where you looked like a teenager and not an old man in a teenagers body
3/3 MISFIRE
I hope you're in class this shit is great.
So I was trying to find a weird puddle to reply to your witch puddle with but Google thought I was asking for "weird poodles" check this shit out.
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[Oh hell no, you are not texting people when you're in class, Natsumi. Or cutting class. He's not sure which is happening here, but neither is acceptable.]
Kinda hard to be in class when I graduated in 2009.
Your ass better be though. Or I'll be doing more than just removing text and data privileges from your phone.
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I was in class but whoa whoa whoa you can't take away my texting and data! Come on oniichan that's not fair!
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[But she's definitely still in trouble. Make no mistake about that. The fact that she didn't text him again until she got out of class doesn't change that. It just means she knows she's in trouble.]
It's perfectly fair. You shouldn't be texting while you're in class.
All I'm doing is removing the temptation. You'll still be able to call if there's an emergency.
That's really all you need a phone for, after all.
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So what if I text in class sometimes?
I'm still going and getting A's aren't I?
I work my ass off and my grades don't suffer at all so I think it's extremely unfair!
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Not to mention, it's a shitty habit to get into. Eventually you're going to start taking classes that you can't afford to slack off in like this.
Not to mention, you definitely shouldn't be encouraging other students to be texting in class!!
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No, you wanna know what's disrespectful? Saying that I'm slacking off when I work really hard in classes I don't even want to be taking in the first place to get good grades like you want me to. Some of those classes which are frustrating because I don't understand anything. And then assuming I'm going to "slack off" in classes that matter more than these.
You don't even know what we were doing in class while I was texting. It's not like the professor talks the entire class, you know? You're just assuming I'm being a piece of shit!
[Fuck you tbh! Though uh...no comment on that last part because he's actually right there. Especially considering she was trying to send that to Dave who's in high school oops.......]
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Even in the ones that aren't as hard.
You should be trying harder to pay attention so that they WILL make sense.
Not looking up pictures of poodles and texting them to other students.
[God, she's so lucky he doesn't know it was supposed to go to Dave. He would whoop her ass even harder for distracting a high school student.]
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Come on oniichan cut me some slack.
[Okay that's not 100% true but she's sure as hell going to finish her classwork before she gets home to back herself up.
Also that is why he will never find out it was Dave.]
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But I'll take your word for it that you were done with all your classwork. So I won't limit your data and messaging, this time.
BUT
You're going to close up the dojo every night this week instead. Make sure all the equipment is put away, clean the floors, take out the trash, everything. All by yourself.
Got it?
[There, he cut you some slack. Just a little. A slack sliver.]
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Got it. Once I'm done with my homework and you guys are done with the dojo, I'll make sure to get right on that.
Thank you for being so understanding and fair oniichan! You're the best!
( ˘ ³˘)❤
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If I catch you doing this again though, I won't be so forgiving the next time.
I'll see you later tonight.
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♥(˘ε˘ )
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misfire text! 3/6 ;
Is this homework?
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I don't think she has her fashion class today, but if she needs it I can swing by the apartment and pick it up.
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I know I texted her number.
Could there be a mix-up with the cell towers...?
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I think it's that shitty retroinspect or whatever app. I've gotten a few redirected texts ever since that thing installed itself the other day.
3/4; misfire, rip juzo
Holy shit maybe I should become a graphic designer, I'm talented af. Also bored, I guess.
Not my fault this will never get boring. Just don't show it to him
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ding dong bing bong
[That said, it does take him a while to respond. Gotta wait till the class is over and the munchkins have all been picked up by their parents before he can check his texts.]
Oh don't worry, I won't be showing this to anybody. And I don't think you will be either.
On that note, do you prefer coffins or urns?
[You're dead, Juzo.]
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Your autocorrect is shit as always.
Always coffee.
[That must be what he meant, right???]
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I really want to know if you prefer a burial or a cremation for that picture.
[Not that...he'll actually kill Juzo, since he has a far better control on his temper these days. But he's still not exactly pleased.]
[He's not a baby, you jerk!!]
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[Let's see if that works.]
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You're not going to get out of this by pretending to be an automated message.
Especially not one that's for phone CALLS, not texts.
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New phone who dis
[What is he even trying to achieve...5 more minutes, perhaps...]
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3/3, secret.
I don't think my parents are pleased with my existence. At any rate, they told me straight to my face they didn't expect much of me. There were others in the family who could be depended on for that.
[it's oddly calm for such a fact, but that's all the clip contains.]
3/12 MISFIRE.
bee movie isnt just beastiality (insectiality??)
its FACTUALLY INCORRECT
tho i gotta wonder
how do you have sex w a bee
like
do the bee and the woman just sort of have a sexless romantic relationship
like sure thats fine but does that mean she bangs other dudes n he bangs other bees
do they do so in the same room
anyway whatever
bee movie sux
[ attached file: becausebeesdontcare.pdf. ]
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So...head's up, I guess. Try sending it again.
Or don't. Do your friend a favor and don't.
[WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM READ THIS WITH HIS OWN EYES?]